| The Best Ever Book of Actor Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who Contributor(s): Young, Mark Geoffrey (Author) |
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ISBN: 1468079808 ISBN-13: 9781468079807 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $14.24 Product Type: Paperback Published: December 2011 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Business & Professional |
| Physical Information: 0.22" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.34 lbs) 106 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of actor jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Actor Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of actor jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one actor joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many actor jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do actors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An actor and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The Actor turned to his wife and said: "When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff." "Why would you want me to do that?," asked his wife. "I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff," replied the actor. The actor's spouse said: "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?" *** Did you hear about the actor who wore two jackets when he painted his house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do actors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. |