| The Best Ever Book of American Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who Contributor(s): Young, Mark Geoffrey (Author) |
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ISBN: 1469916215 ISBN-13: 9781469916217 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $14.24 Product Type: Paperback Published: January 2012 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Politics |
| Physical Information: 0.22" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.34 lbs) 106 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Irish, Belgian, Norwegian, an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of American jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of American Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of American Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one American joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many American jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Americans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an American and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The American brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the American who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Americans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. |