| An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly Contributor(s): Davis, P. J. (Author) |
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ISBN: 1542792975 ISBN-13: 9781542792974 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $12.34 Product Type: Paperback Published: May 2017 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Form - Essays |
| Physical Information: 0.56" H x 5.5" W x 8.5" (0.70 lbs) 248 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: In the future, sophisticated aliens will compile our written memoirs and present them on a show intended to be both educational and entertaining, called, "An Alien's Guide To Speaking Earthling Thoroughly." The marketplace for episodes of this show will look a lot like the Amazon, or Apple online stores look in 2017, only, these aliens will have the ability to "absorb" all the different chapters in fractions of a second. The aliens will file this volume, the one on P.J. Davis, somewhere deep, hidden under a strangely named theme, like, "Male Earthlings With Miscellaneous Names." P.J's writings will then be re-buried, and re-classified as the 52,575th entry under the subcategory "Paul Davis." Then, they'll be divided into eighteen pieces, totaling 76, 713 words (1.4% italicized) and made ready for..."absorption." Note: Printed version is highly flammable. |