| How to Raise a Jewish Dog Contributor(s): Rabbis of Boca Raton Theological Seminar (Author), Weiner, Ellis (As Told by), Davilman, Barbara (Abridged by) |
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ISBN: 0316154660 ISBN-13: 9780316154666 Publisher: Little Brown and Company OUR PRICE: $16.19 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: September 2007 Annotation: Everything a dog owner needs to know to nurture a canine companion with both an exaggerated sense of his own wonderfulness and paralyzing self doubt, this text bursts with sage practical advice distilled from decades of experience training dogs of all breeds.Little, Brown and Company |
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| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Animals - Humor | Form - Parodies |
| Dewey: 818.540 |
| LCCN: 2007017915 |
| Physical Information: 0.5" H x 5.4" W x 8.1" (0.40 lbs) 176 pages |
| Themes: - Ethnic Orientation - Jewish |
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| Publisher Description: From the authors of the bestselling Yiddish with Dick and Jane and Yiddish with George and Laura, this essential "guide" is sure to be a complete howl. Questions to Ask a Breeder: 1. What kind of job is this, growing dogs? 2. Are these dogs nice? I mean of course they are. But if not, is this refundable? 3. Is this a stable business? Do you make a decent living? 4. Does the insurance kill you or is it okay? 5. Dogs are animals, does this mean you qualify for some kind of Federal ranch subsidies? 6. What do I say to people who want to know how I can spend $1500 and up on a dog when there are so many dogs to be rescued from the pound? The (make-believe) Rabbis of the (fictional) Boca Raton Theological Seminary have developed the essential dog training program for raising a Jewish dog. For the first time, the same dynamic blend of passive-aggressiveness and smothering indulgence, that unique alloy of infantilization and disingenuous manipulation that created generations of high-achieving Jewish boys and girls, can be applied to create a generation of high-achieving Jewish doggies. |