| It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8): Volume 8 Contributor(s): Benton, Jim (Author), Benton, Jim (Illustrator) |
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ISBN: 0439825970 ISBN-13: 9780439825979 Publisher: Scholastic Paperbacks OUR PRICE: $7.19 Product Type: Paperback Published: March 2009 Annotation: It's an eventful month for Jamie Kelly. Stinker and Stickybuns' litter of puppies has arrived -- which makes Jamie and her nemesis Angeline "in-laws by dog." Ugh. Jamie's class at Mackerel Middle School is doing a unit on journal-writing, and someone's diary falls into the wrong hands. But worst of all, Angeline and Isabella are becoming . . . friends. Dear Dumb Diary, It's not my fault I know everything. Okay, I don't know where Timbuktu is, but I refuse to know that. Even if somebody told me, I would flush my brain like a thought-potty and wave goodbye to Timbuktu as it swirled down my brain hole. I know everything that I WANT to know.
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| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Juvenile Fiction | Social Themes - Friendship - Juvenile Fiction | Humorous Stories |
| Dewey: FIC |
| LCCN: 2009277999 |
| Lexile Measure: 940 |
| Series: Dear Dumb Diary |
| Physical Information: 0.36" H x 5.3" W x 7.54" (0.23 lbs) 144 pages |
| Themes: - Topical - Friendship - Catalog Heading - Language Arts - Curriculum Strand - Language Arts |
| Accelerated Reader Info |
| Quiz #: 129439 Reading Level: 5.5 Interest Level: Middle Grades Point Value: 2.0 |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary Dear Dumb Diary, I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like I eated salad dressing and I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again and The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that.What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart. |