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BISAC Categories:
- Humor | Topic - Religion
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| Physical Information: 0.43" H x 5.5" W x 8.5" (0.53 lbs) 204 pages |
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Publisher Description:
10 amazing things concerning this book -- The Intelligent Designer created reading glasses so that all humans could read this book.
- Humans need haircuts. Cat hair stops growing at exactly the right length.
- Humans have butt crack hair because the Intelligent Designer decided that your bottom would be too hygienic and too easy to clean without it.
- Humans sometimes choke to death. Dolphins don't. They have a separate breathing tube.
- Humans who seriously believe in creation theory will not enjoy this book.
- The bit in this book about an amputee soldier who loses his second hand in a blender whilst on a bender in Bali may contain traces of fiction.
- The Intelligent Designer decided that human limbs should not regrow after amputation. Salamanders on the other hand...
- The bit about a poop in a public pool that leads to mass murder may not be completely true.
- If you believe that God's on your side, don't read this book.
- The Intelligent Designer created special, lethal diseases which are transmitted during acts of procreation. Mysterious or perverse?
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