| Amalgamation 5150: A conglomerate of short stories by Bob Page. Contributor(s): Ingrum Jr, Keary (Illustrator), Nelson, Lindsey (Editor), Page, Bob (Author) |
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ISBN: 0692428615 ISBN-13: 9780692428610 Publisher: Useless Publishing OUR PRICE: $5.69 Product Type: Paperback Published: April 2015 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Fiction | Short Stories (single Author) |
| Physical Information: 0.21" H x 6" W x 9" (0.31 lbs) 88 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: Bob Page's "Amalgamation 5150" is a complete circus of batshit crazy These non-fiction & science fictional stories were created by one wretched and convoluted mind. BEWARE: they might lead you to your own padded cell or is it...you are already in one? "My dad works on a state of the art nuclear bomber. If you bastards don't let me out in time for the strippers, I'm going to have him send a bomber to bomb me the hell outta this sh&%*hole you call a workplace You understand? You imbeciles." Manic Me "He drinks, slurs, serves, steals, drinks, slurs, serves, steals like a repeating rifle." The Block "He doesn't want to do CPR. Would you want to press your lips against the mouth of some old, strange dude who just hit a home run with his Grand Slam breakfast, pitched with a strawberry shake and coffee?" A Hearty Lunch "FASTER, FASTER, and FASTER I must move. Green lights, yellow lights, and red, I treat them all the same and with the same speed " Max Goes for Milk "It is so decreed by your Care Takers that the Cared For be shielded and protected from themselves, for they have been born in sin; they have ALL been born guilty Law, and following that law, is now humanity's only grace." Crush "I have little money. I'm a writer. I may be retarded and I get no respect." Mozart |