| The Canadian Nights Contributor(s): Campbell, Katharine (Author) |
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ISBN: 109838704X ISBN-13: 9781098387044 Publisher: Bookbaby OUR PRICE: $11.70 Product Type: Paperback Published: September 2021 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Form - Parodies |
| Physical Information: 0.5" H x 5.8" W x 8.7" (0.60 lbs) 176 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: The president of the United States has a giant red button on his desk. If he ever chose to push this button, it would send the world into chaos. This button is for emergencies only and is designed to break the internet. How do I know this button exists? Please, everyone knows it exists. In The Canadian Nights, this infamous button is pressed while the Canadian prime minister is live streaming a hockey game. Without hockey to vent his pent-up aggression, the Canadian prime minister snaps. He stops saying please and thank you. He pushes past people without saying excuse me. He even litters. That's right he drops a gum wrapper on the sidewalk and doesn't pick it up. Worst of all, he has all US citizens on Canadian soil arrested and declares he will throw one to a horde of angry beavers every day until the President restores the internet. But one brave US citizen, Amala Patel, comes up with a plan to stop the carnage. She volunteers to be the next victim on the condition that the prime minister listen to her tell a story before her mauling. The bored, internet-starved prime minister agrees and becomes so enthralled by her fables that he continually postpones her mauling so he can hear more. The Canadian Nights is a compilation of Amala's sixteen best fables. |
