| The Best Ever Book of Bill Collector Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who Contributor(s): Young, Mark Geoffrey (Author) |
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ISBN: 1477515933 ISBN-13: 9781477515938 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $14.24 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: May 2012 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Business & Professional - Humor | Topic - Sports |
| Physical Information: 0.22" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.34 lbs) 106 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bill Collector jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bill Collector Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bill Collector Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bill Collector joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bill Collector jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bill Collectors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bill Collector and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bill Collector brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Bill Collector who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bill Collectors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. *** |