| The Best Ever Book of Candy Store Owner Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who Contributor(s): Young, Mark Geoffrey (Author) |
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ISBN: 1477523294 ISBN-13: 9781477523292 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $14.24 Product Type: Paperback Published: May 2012 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Business & Professional |
| Physical Information: 0.22" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.34 lbs) 106 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Candy Store Owner jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Candy Store Owner Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Candy Store Owner Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Candy Store Owner joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Candy Store Owner jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Candy Store Owners wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Candy Store Owner and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Candy Store Owner brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Candy Store Owner who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Candy Store Owners laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. *** |