| The Best Ever Book of Carpet Layer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who Contributor(s): Young, Mark Geoffrey (Author) |
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ISBN: 1477523332 ISBN-13: 9781477523339 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $14.24 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: May 2012 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Business & Professional |
| Physical Information: 0.22" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.34 lbs) 106 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Carpet Layer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Carpet Layer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Carpet Layer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Carpet Layer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Carpet Layer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Carpet Layers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Carpet Layer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Carpet Layer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Carpet Layer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Carpet Layers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. *** |