| The Best Ever Book of Chelsea Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who Contributor(s): Young, Mark Geoffrey (Author) |
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ISBN: 147833164X ISBN-13: 9781478331643 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $14.24 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: July 2012 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Business & Economics | Personal Finance - Budgeting - Humor | Topic - Sports |
| Physical Information: 0.22" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.34 lbs) 106 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chelsea jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chelsea Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chelsea Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chelsea joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chelsea Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chelsea Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Chelsea Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chelsea Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Chelsea Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chelsea Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. |