The Best Ever Book of Chinese Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who Contributor(s): Young, Mark Geoffrey (Author) |
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ISBN: 147834931X ISBN-13: 9781478349310 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $14.24 Product Type: Paperback Published: September 2012 |
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BISAC Categories: - Humor | Topic - Politics |
Physical Information: 0.22" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.34 lbs) 106 pages |
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Publisher Description: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Chinese citizen jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Chinese citizen Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Chinese citizen Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Chinese citizen joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Chinese citizen jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Chinese citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Chinese citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Chinese citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window *** Did you hear about the Chinese citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Chinese citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. *** |