| The Funniest Things Ever Said, New and Expanded Contributor(s): Price, Steven (Editor) |
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ISBN: 1493041193 ISBN-13: 9781493041190 Publisher: Lyons Press OUR PRICE: $14.20 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: August 2019 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Reference | Quotations - Literary Collections | American - General |
| Dewey: 081 |
| LCCN: 2019015364 |
| Series: 1001 |
| Physical Information: 0.7" H x 6" W x 6.9" (0.80 lbs) 344 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: Here are1,237 laugh-out-loud quotes, quips, and jokes, all in one packed-to-the-brim volume. Yes, folks, sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes, thigh-slappers, puns, and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old, something new, something stolen, and something blue--from favorite comedians, sports and political figures, and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown-ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: "I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."--Rita Rudner "I don't know if it's good for baseball, but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto."--Yogi Berra on being told that Joe DiMaggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe "I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died."--Malcolm Forbes "The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then, after talking to Bush for a few minutes, he said, 'You know what? Let's just grab lunch.'"--Bill Maher |