| How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills Contributor(s): Grahame-Smith, Seth (Author) |
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ISBN: 1683691466 ISBN-13: 9781683691464 Publisher: Quirk Books OUR PRICE: $13.49 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: September 2019 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Performing Arts | Film - Genres - Horror - Humor | Form - Parodies - Social Science | Popular Culture |
| Dewey: 791.43 |
| LCCN: 2019457200 |
| Physical Information: 0.6" H x 5" W x 6.9" (0.60 lbs) 176 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: Written by best-selling author, screenwriter, and producer Seth Grahame-Smith (Stephen King's It), with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan...and it just might save your life. Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including: - How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in - The five types of slashers and how to defeat them - How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects - How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats - What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead |