| Look at My Dolly: Short Stories Contributor(s): Moracht, Theodore (Author) |
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ISBN: 171800799X ISBN-13: 9781718007994 Publisher: Independently Published OUR PRICE: $6.64 Product Type: Paperback Published: August 2018 * Not available - Not in print at this time * |
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| BISAC Categories: - Fiction | Short Stories (single Author) |
| Physical Information: 0.28" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.40 lbs) 118 pages |
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| Publisher Description: Foo-Foo the First of Aissur Queen Glena Gegik dies without an heir and various factions vie for power in a country plagued by incompetence and stupidity. Three days later the queen's will is read making her dog Whimsy king of the land and Whimsy's keeper his chief advisor. But how will Aissurians feel about having a Dog King and will free dog food be enough to avoid another revolution in Aissur? Or will it turn out all right like it did in Sweden that time? Mall World: Happy Campers Dot likes to please campers in the Mall's most famous outdoorsy 'Mall away from the Mall' where shoppers go to get away from all the consuming. How does she bring such happiness to complete strangers? Ignorance is bliss. This Ain't Omaha Beach A timid couple go out on a second date only to discover that human relationships may be the cause of ancient cannibalistic acts by our forefathers-or not. For Any Whatever You Want (First appeared in Throw the Apple) Xavier feels like King Kong on the Empire State Building fighting off planes full of horny men with one hand while holding his girlfriend in his other. He's exhausted fighting off guys hitting on his sexy lady, and she isn't helping him much when she invites a cab driver into the nightclub. Will he finally be overwhelmed by the frenzy tonight and slink home with his girlfriend's desperate accessory friend? Pinkies (First appeared in Throw the Apple) Xavier is tired of dating sexy girls, so he heads to a dive and picks up women he hopes no other guy is interested in as a means of curbing his jealousy. Phone Sex Archaeology (First appeared in Throw the Apple) At what point and with whom is sex a firm no-go? If Xavier wants to find a girl no guy wants he must put the very depths of his own shallowness to the test. Dumpster Loving Xavier is fed up with guys hounding after his sexy girlfriends, so he decides to find someone no man wants. Throw the Pink Apple Xavier social experiment of a girlfriend invites him to meet her spiritual teacher, Eve the Eighth, so they can receive a spiritual blessing. One of Eve the Eighth's beliefs is that demons are after her. She can't run from them and she can't hide. All she can do is confuse the demons by being peed on. The Homecoming of Nicolas Borisivik 2.1 After many years in an Aissurian prison, Ludmila's husband is due to be released. Obligated by the state to take him back, she is nevertheless terrified of the man she never loved. |