| Hospital Hijinks: A Patient's Memoir Contributor(s): Mulligan, Rick (Author), Feeney, Rik (Editor) |
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ISBN: 1935683217 ISBN-13: 9781935683216 Publisher: Richardson Publishing OUR PRICE: $17.09 Product Type: Hardcover Published: March 2019 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Biography & Autobiography | Personal Memoirs - Humor - Self-help | Self-management - General |
| Physical Information: 0.56" H x 5" W x 8" (0.69 lbs) 170 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: What's so funny about dying? Nothing really, but if you focus on the pain and the suffering while you are stuck in the hospital, you're going to be mighty depressed. Why not look for the humor in the situation, or create amusing situations and have some fun pranking the nurses and hospital personnel? Read about one patient's snarky attempts to keep himself amused while suffering from several different and potentially life-ending situations. Like the time he got tired of nurses, doctors, and other hospital personnel coming in and without a word just whipping up his hospital gown to check his wound. Forget modesty. Little Ricky and the twins would be exposed to harsh lighting with no warning, causing defensive shrinkage. The next time someone lifted his gown, they were greeted by a black garter belt stuffed with one dollar bills. He told them, "You want to take a peek, you have to pay a buck " Warning: If you are a woman prone to judging with comments like, "You're so immature " this is not the book for you. For the rest of you, enjoy some naughty fun |
Contributor Bio(s): Mulligan, Rick: - Unfortunately, due to early childhood brain damage, severe injuries, copious doses of narcotics and painkillers, as well as frightening alien abductions, I'm truly not quite sure who I am. The best description is that I am a sweet, kind, wonderful, teddy bear-like guy searching for the next mushroom pizza, cheese steak, and lovely ladies with exceptional yobbos that defy gravity. Since you really don't know what I mean by the term "yobbo" you ladies are really not justified in claiming, "You're so immature!" But, ask me if I care. "Do... NOPE! ...you care?" Too slow |