| A Husband's Survival Guide to the Crunchy Life Contributor(s): Stegner, Brian Michael (Author) |
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ISBN: 197332055X ISBN-13: 9781973320555 Publisher: Independently Published OUR PRICE: $7.59 Product Type: Paperback Published: November 2018 |
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| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Form - Essays |
| Physical Information: 0.38" H x 5" W x 8" (0.41 lbs) 166 pages |
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| Publisher Description: Is your wife trying to convince you to spend money on EXPENSIVE ORGANIC FOOD? Is she BREASTFEEDING your 12 year old? In PUBLIC? A whimsical guide to surviving your wife's transition into the 'Crunchy' (read: Modern Granola) lifestyle. Includes Basic Survival Tips, Advanced Strategies, as well as two theoretical Case Studies. See - Crunchy Moms, Mommy Bloggers, Real Food, Natural Living **All completely original crunchy content, published nowhere else ** -- YOU: "I wish I had read this years ago...now it's too late for me." ME: "It's never too late " YOU: (wiping tears) "You really think so?..." ME: "Wait Are you wiping your tears with cloth diapers?" YOU: .."............yes." ME: (sighs) ..".yeah, it's too late for you." YOU: (hangs head in shame) -- #DON'TLETTHATBEYOU Get the survival guide today -- *Written in the Dry-Fi genre, a mashup of literary-fiction, non-fiction, science-fiction, and dry-humor. Each work is unique blend, this one is comprised of approximately: 30% Literary-Fiction 30% Non-Fiction 0% Science-Fiction 40% Dry-Humor |