The Uncommercial Traveller Contributor(s): Dickens, Charles (Author) |
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ISBN: 1985385139 ISBN-13: 9781985385139 Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform OUR PRICE: $19.85 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: March 2018 |
Additional Information |
BISAC Categories: - Fiction | Fantasy - General - Fiction | Classics |
Physical Information: 0.85" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (1.23 lbs) 418 pages |
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Publisher Description: Allow me to introduce myself-first negatively. No landlord is my friend and brother, no chambermaid loves me, no waiter worships me, no boots admires and envies me. No round of beef or tongue or ham is expressly cooked for me, no pigeon-pie is especially made for me, no hotel-advertisement is personally addressed to me, no hotel-room tapestried with great-coats and railway wrappers is set apart for me, no house of public entertainment in the United Kingdom greatly cares for my opinion of its brandy or sherry. When I go upon my journeys, I am not usually rated at a low figure in the bill; when I come home from my journeys, I never get any commission. I know nothing about prices, and should have no idea, if I were put to it, how to wheedle a man into ordering something he doesn't want. As a town traveller, I am never to be seen driving a vehicle externally like a young and volatile pianoforte van, and internally like an oven in which a number of flat boxes are baking in layers. As a country traveller, I am rarely to be found in a gig, and am never to be encountered by a pleasure train, waiting on the platform of a branch station, quite a Druid in the midst of a light Stonehenge of samples. |