| Emotional Turmoil Jokes for Your Comedy Routines: [Buy This Joke Book Today] Contributor(s): Lenartson, Ashley a. (Author) |
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ISBN: ISBN-13: 9798606824977 Publisher: Independently Published OUR PRICE: $7.59 Product Type: Paperback Published: January 2020 |
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| BISAC Categories: - Fiction | Humorous - Black Humor |
| Physical Information: 0.08" H x 7.99" W x 10" (0.22 lbs) 40 pages |
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| Publisher Description: In order to be the best at what you do you have to be at your worst before you can get any better at what you do so don't worry about being terrible and progressing to becoming the best in the world Comedian. When you are having problems w/ a tenant & you are not even the slumlord and the tenant is part of a biker gang and he has PTSD: if you go away I'll be so quiet you can't hear me fart in your face and then you'll really smell it. Then I'll go away like a fart in the wind What's up with AT&T: service down two days in a row At least the service went down on you & nothing worse happened to you: not having access to the Internet is a chance to take a break from being addicted to the Internet.I clean my ass everyday: I don't like having a dirty ass and walking around looking like Pig Pen & feeling and looking like him Some girl online asked me if I was single: I told her I was in a relationship with my elf. She didn't get it. Then she asked me how old I was and I told her 2. Then she asked me where I live: I told her I live w/ my mammy & pappy. I was on facebook. She didn't like the answers I was giving her as she is looking for a man to love and take care of her. I can't go for that with a man or a woman. You take care of yourself, I take care of myself: we meet somewhere in the middle. I have a "blow pop" between my legs, a "volcano" that erupts regularly and two basketballs that you can dribble in your mouth. Who's interested in getting together with me. Anybody I Do Bad Things & I Do Them Very Well |
