Learn the Alphabet: A Book for Children with Low Self-Esteem Contributor(s): Blaze, Billy (Illustrator), Dickley, Dick (Author) |
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ISBN: 0997942568 ISBN-13: 9780997942569 Publisher: Futurist Publishing OUR PRICE: $9.49 Product Type: Paperback Published: October 2016 |
Additional Information |
BISAC Categories: - Humor | Form - Parodies |
Physical Information: 0.1" H x 5.98" W x 9.02" (0.19 lbs) 40 pages |
Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
Publisher Description: Clearly, author Dick Dickley never had kids, because when he was asked to write an alphabet book for children with low self-esteem, nobody expected this This is a book for children with low self-esteem. Why is it not recommended for actual children, then? Because this book is designed to GIVE children low self-esteem, not cure it. From "A is for apple, you airhead," to "Z is for zebra, you zero," each page is beautifully illustrated and slightly offensive. Fans of Go the F**k to Sleep will appreciate Dick Dickley's rowdy version of the alphabet. |