| Steel Rainbow: The Legendary Underground Guide to Becoming an '80s Rock Star Contributor(s): Hart, Jordan (Author) |
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ISBN: 0762780738 ISBN-13: 9780762780730 Publisher: Lyons Press OUR PRICE: $11.66 Product Type: Paperback - Other Formats Published: June 2012 |
| Additional Information |
| BISAC Categories: - Humor | Form - Parodies - Music | Genres & Styles - Rock - Music | Genres & Styles - Heavy Metal |
| Dewey: 781.660 |
| LCCN: 2012014175 |
| Physical Information: 0.5" H x 5.8" W x 6.9" (0.50 lbs) 208 pages |
| Descriptions, Reviews, Etc. |
| Publisher Description: Looking back at '80s Hair Metal, one thing is apparent--every band looked and sounded exactly the same. According to legend, this is because of a secret text written by an anonymous record label in 1984 that promised fame and fortune to anyone who followed it word-for-word. As the music scene started to change in the '90s, this text faded into obscurity, never to be read and followed again...until now. Here, in all its glory, is a replica of that original text, painstakingly rewritten word-by-word for today's retro music hopefuls to follow. The text, which covers everything from how to write music to how to dress, includes the following illustrated tips: On How to Look: Be sure to showcase your chest 75 percent of the time.On How to Write Music: Us exc ssiv mla ts in s ng titl s.Write a song for all the ladies out there, and declare it in the intro.On How to Play: Multiply the number of amps you need by six. |
